Cheesy Pinoy Pick-Up Lines

    
     Are you in love? Or you just want to make somebody smile? You can throw a punch line or break the ice using pick up lines. Pick up line is a conversation opener to engage an unfamiliar person for romance or dating, but nowadays pick up lines are used for funny group discussions. They have become more popular in sites, social media networks, SMS and even in movies.

     Here are some of the popular pick-up lines that will surely make your loved one feel the “kilig” feeling or create some “laugh trip” among the barkada.

"Are you tired? because you've been running in my mind all day"
"I forgot your name can i call you mine?"
"I forgot my number can i have yours?"
"If I could only arrange the alphabets ill put U and I together."
"Miss are you related to the sun ? cause you are the hottest thing near me"
"Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet."
"I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away"
"I heard you are good in Algebra. Can you substitute my X?"
 “Camera ka ba? kasi tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako”
“Miss Google ka ba? kasi lahat ng hinahanap ko nasa iyo na eh!”
“Para kang painting, hindi kasi ako nagsasawang titigan ka eh”
“Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo”
“Chinese ka ba? kasi i’ll siomai love to you, and i hopia love me too”
“Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko “LUCKY ME"
“Buti pa ang biglaang lakad natutuloy, tayo hindeeee!”
“You’re like a dictionary; you add meaning to my life”
“Kumain ka ba ng asukal? – ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo”
“May lahi ka bang keyboard? – type kasi kita”
“Teleserye ka ba? Ang sarap mo kasing subaybayan.”
“Table of contents ka ba? ikaw kasi ang laman ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.”
“Kung bola ka at ako ang player, masho-shoot ba kita? Hindi! Lagi kasi kitang namimiss”
“Geometry ba ang favorite subject mo? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang ganda mo eh”
“May license ka ba? Kasi you’re driving me crazy!”
“Posporo ka ba? Kasi match tayo eh”
"Ulan ka ba? Kasi lupa ako. Sa ayaw at sa gusto mo, sa akin ang bagsak mo."
"Kung ikakasal ka saan mo gusto? Ako kasi sa tabi mo."
"Alam mo, para kang tae... Hindi kasi kita kayang paglaruan."
"Ihi ka ba? ...Hindi kasi kita matiis eh."
"Para kang alak... ang lakas ng tama mo sa akin."
“Ang ganda naman ng damit mo, bagay sa’yo, pero mas bagay tayo!”

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