Funny Pinoy Business Names

Filipinos are known to be a happy people. Our comical attitude reflects even in the word play of business establishments that are based on western names and personalities. Here are some of the names that are not only funny but also a creative way in naming business establishments.

1. Parlor in San Juan is named "Cut & Face"
2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: "Starducks"
3. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: "Violybee"
4. Internet cafe in Tondo named "Cafe Pindot"
5. In Manila , there's a laundry named, "Summa Cum Laundry"
6. Petshop in Ortigas: "Pussies and Bitches".
7. A pet shop in Kamuning: "Pakita Mo Pet Mo"
8. Bakery in Cavite: "Bread Pit".
9. Bank in Alabang: "Alabank".
10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, "Mekeni Rogers"
11. Restaurant in Pasig : "Johnny's Fried Chicken: The 'Fried' of Marikina".
12. A boxing gym in Batangas: "Blow Jab"
13. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: "Lito Lapida"

14. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called "Pakopya ni Edgar"
15. A beerhouse in Cavite City called, "Chickpoint"
16. Laundromat in Sikatuna: " Star Wash : Attack of the Clothes"
17. Internet cafe in Taguig named, "n@kopi@"
18. Name of a kambingan sa Ilokos, "Sa Goat Kita"
19. A salon somewhere in Quiapo, "Curl Up And Dye"
20. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: "Gee Congee"
21. A water refilling station in Dapitan named "Wa-Thirst"
22. A store selling feeds for chickens in Laguna: "Robocock"
23. Shoe repair in Marikina : "Dr. Shoe-Bago"
24. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, "SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your
SOLE and even DYE for you".
25. Petshop in QC: "Petness First"
26. Flower shop in Ermita: "Susan's Roses"
27. Taxicab in Manila: "Income Taxi"
28. A 2nd hand watch store in Baguio: "2nd Time Around"
29. A squid stall in a wet market in Navotas: "Pusit to the Limit"
30. A shrimp store also in Navotas: "Hipon Coming Back"
31. A gay lawyer's extension office in Angeles, Pampanga also in Lipa Batangas: " Nota 
Republic "
32. A ceiling installer in Imus, Cavite: " Kisame Street "
33. A car repair shop in Binondo: "Bangga ka 'day?"
34. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: "Fish Be With You"
35. A fishball cart near Intramusros, "Poke Poke"
36. A beauty salon in Bataan: "Saudia Hairlines"
37. A bakery in Cavite City: "Anak Ng Tinapay"
38. A resto along Mayon road in Manila : "May Lisa Eatery"
39. Laundry shop in Kawit: "Wash Your Problem"
40. Slogan of Mobile Massage Business: "Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, 
God is watching"
41. Ice cream vendor in Mabolo, Bacoor: "Dila Lang Ang Katapat"
42. Chicharon store in Bulacan: "Chicha Hut"
44. A fishball cart near UST: "Eat My Balls"
45. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: "Pinoy Big Barber"
46. A Resto: "The Last Supper"
47. A goto resto: "Goto Ko Pa!"
48. A peanut vendor's cart with a funny name in Tondo: "Mani ni Papa"
49. A refreshment store: "Pinoy Big Bottle"
50. Party needs business: "Balloon-Balloonan" 
51. A Chinese restaurant in Pasig : "Lah-Fang"
52. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: "Dina Fresh Chicken"
53. Laundry shop in Pasig: “Laba at First Sight”
54. Panaderia: "Trimonay Bakeshop"
55. Salon: "Hair Dot Comb"
56. Laundry Shop im Sto Tomas Batangas: “Laba Daba Doo”
57. Flower shop near UP Village: "Petal Attraction"
58. Funeral Parlor: "Funeraria Mabuhay"
59. Bakery named: "Our Daily Bread Bakeshop"
60. Funeral parlor: "die now, pay later"
61. Eatery in Surigao: “Eat O’Clock”
62. Another Eatery in Pateros: “Busog Sabay Dighay”
63. Bread Shop in Manila: “Anita Bakery”
64. Garment Shop” Elizabeth Tailoring”
65. Barber Shop “Felix the Cut”
66. Banana Fritters Store “Maruya Carey”
67. A restaurant in Cainta “Caintacky Fried Chicken”
68. A local burger restaurant “Mang Donalds”
69. A Doughnut shop “MacDonuts”
70. Two Butcher Shops called “Meating Place” and 


  1. hi! ang saya ng mga business names na nakita ko.. can u please suggest me a unique funny business name, ang paninda ko po ay purely filipinos street food.. thank you

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  2. parang tanga ako dito sa office. tawa ako ng tawa kakabasa ng business names. HAHA pinoy talaga. :D